Saturday, July 07, 2007

WORDS NOT FOUND IN THE DICTIONARY

I received this from another writer friend. I am not sure who the original author is. Too bad because it's really cute and funny and the person deserves credit for writing it. Enjoy!

Definitions Not in Dictionary



ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.!

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.


WRINKLES:
Something other people have. I have character lines

3 comments:

Shauna said...

LOL! These are great! Thanks for the chuckle.

Hope Chastain said...

Just read these to Mom, and we like most of them! Really cute. Thanks for sharing!

Michelle said...

Too funny! My kids loved these!

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