Tuesday, September 12, 2006

SICK OF IT!!!

I'VE HAD IT. I'M DONE. I'M GOING TO WIN THE WAR ON FLUBBER.

OR NOT.

IT'S REALLY HARD TO DIET WHEN YOU CAN'T EXERCISE EXCEPT ISOMETRIC.

I'M TRYING A NEW STATEGY....IN ADDITION TO PRAYING TO LOSE WEIGHT AND BE SKINNY.......

I'M HEREBY PRAYING THAT ALL MY FRIENDS GET FATTER THAN ME.

SQUIRL...BLOATED AND SUFFERING FROM 5 POUND WEIGHT GAIN DUE TO PMS.

UM...THAT'S Prehistoric Monster Syndrome for those of you wondering.

1 comment:

Heather Diane Tipton said...

Um, dear? You need to stop praying that i get fatter. I'm working to hard to lose for you to do that to me. And I'll be nice and won't tell you how i'm losing weight. LOL